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Post by Scoop on Jan 16, 2013 22:07:23 GMT 1
Sitting here a little bored, thought I would start the ball rolling.
1.People wearing ID tags with job title outside of their work premises,I don,t care if you are Senior Leading Manager South East Strategic Logistics Hub.you don't need it to buy a sandwich and coffee in Starbucks or anyywhere else for that matter and we don't care it doesn't impress us!!!!!!
2.Convertible cars in the UK,why? We only get 3 months of warm weather and most of that is wet!Even worse if you are over 40.
3.BBC weather people foaming at the mouth because there's going to be heavy rain/snow/strong winds hot weather.Its weather for gods sake. Amber weather warnings!!!!!!!
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Post by stiffordblue on Jan 16, 2013 22:27:22 GMT 1
1. People who drive with fog lights on in normal conditions. It makes their car look just as much as KIT from Knight Rider as my Fiesta does. Makes me laugh how those said drivers then flash their lights as I turn on my rear fog light in response.
2. Celebrity Dancing, Celebrity Dancing on Ice, Celebrity Big Brother, Celebrity Diving
3. Cats who shit in my garden
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Post by ForeverBlue on Jan 16, 2013 22:46:34 GMT 1
1. The f*****g fox who shits on my lawn! That is all! (If I had a gun and saw him doing it I swear I would shoot the bastard!).
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Post by Scoop on Jan 16, 2013 22:55:30 GMT 1
Now now Glyn,what would the Winterwatch team say!!
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Post by muttley on Jan 17, 2013 9:14:57 GMT 1
1) Drivers who are in the wrong lane when going round a roundabout ............ Lakeside is on the right of the Treacle Mine, you muppets
2) Official a-holes who suddenly look down their noses when you say "I'm retired/ out of work" and treat you like a non-entity ............ grrrrrrrh
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Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2013 15:50:27 GMT 1
1) health and safety who turn a blind eye when your using oxy acecylene to burn out a plate on a ship but moan like f**k when you spark up a fag......
2) the human scumbags that shit in my lift in tilbury flats
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2013 11:31:21 GMT 1
1) 3/4 length trousers on men. If its not warm enough for shorts, wear trousers. Shows indecision in my book.
2) Facebook
3) people who panic buy
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Post by stiffordblue on Jan 18, 2013 23:18:52 GMT 1
1/ Cold Calling PPI this PPI that  2/ SPAM e-mails  3/ Drivers who dont indicate at junctions how the hell do i know which way you r going  |
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Post by Scoop on Jan 19, 2013 13:17:00 GMT 1
So far chaps shit from various species would seem to be a recurring theme at the moment !!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2013 16:05:23 GMT 1
1. The suicidal cyclists that go up my left hand side of my lorry when im indicating to turn left . 2.Everybody who moans on forums . Oh , i retract that , it includes me . 3.Bald skinny people . Oh , thats me again . Hhmff ! 4.Ok , people who fart behind you in the que down the bank becuase they want you to leave the que and move forward 3 spaces . Oh damn , thats me again !
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Post by gazza56 on Jan 23, 2013 19:09:34 GMT 1
middle lane hoggers ,middle lane hoggers ,middle lane hoggers oh and middle lane hoggers
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Post by Scoop on Jan 23, 2013 19:36:56 GMT 1
They are known as members of the Middle Lane Owners Club !
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2013 22:38:20 GMT 1
YES ! AND THEM ! I HATE MIDDLE LANE HOGGERS ! A13 , a 50mph speed limit , and i cant overtake in my lorry coz some twat sits in the middle lane doing 40mph . its the only lane im aloud to use to overtake . AAAAAAAARGH , SHOOT EM ALL ! Nice 1 Gazza ! :-D
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Post by gazza56 on Jan 24, 2013 16:21:45 GMT 1
you want a copper try undertaking a middle lane hogger bang more coppers than you will ever see and guess who is at fault? not the twat who is causing the problem god middle lane hoggers should be made to resit their test
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 17:45:04 GMT 1
i know this is a long one but bare with me , ive had a typical day at work . thank god for fridays ! i was stuck in traffick today near brick lane , a police car came down the bus lane to jump the que and without indicating pushed into the que then turned right . no sirens or blue lights , nothing . just sheer abuse of his position . if it was me i would have been nicked for it . argh , w--ker ! then some arse wipe in a golf cut me up with a little girl on the back seat about 3 years old not strapped into the child seat , just climbing about as she pleased . it doesnt matter though becuase he had an under inflated tyre and "his"seat belt was on . my mate and his mrs have been trying for a baby for years and she cant get pregnant . wheres the justice ? some people dont deserve kids . driving a lorry around london for the day goes straight into room 101.5 ! AAAARGH ! ! no wonder im bald as a coot .
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 19:58:49 GMT 1
oh yeh , AND ANOTHER THING , :-) - i picked up my brother inlaw(loony toon andy) from kings cross station for the needham weekend . i made a mistake by parking in a red route "parking bay for loading" whilst i picked him up and his suit case . i had noticed my front wheels being on the edge of the bay so moved into the next bay aprox 10ft in front of me . i got 2 seperate fines for £65 for it(£130) . while i was waiting for him a copper parked in the spot where i 1st was to go and get himself a mc'donalds . do you reckon he got fined for it ? AAARGH ! no wonder their nicknames the pigs . mr pig , your straight in 101.5 again ! the system stinks thats a fact , dictatorship or what ! rant ,rant ,rant ! :-)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 20:00:41 GMT 1
swansea ballboys . and thats coming from a hammer !
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Post by Scoop on Jan 26, 2013 13:22:55 GMT 1
Matches called off 23 hrs before k.o.
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