Countdown joke

[ForeverBlue]

Jeff Stelling may not be known as a great story teller, but I really liked this one on today's Countdown show:

I met this girl, and got chatting to her. I said to her, "So, what is your ambition?".

"I want to be the voice on a Sat Nav", she replied.

I responded, "Are you sure you want to go in that direction?"

Well I laughed.

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Glyn. I suspect that tells us more about you than it does about Jeff Stelling !! ;D

This morning when I got in the lift at work, I asked a colleague whether they wanted the first floor. "Second please" came the reply. "That's a whole other storey" says I.

Now that's a joke !!

(Credit due to Gentleman Bob, from whom I stole the joke)

[blueblood]

Nov 15, 2011 20:00:54 GMT 1 @glynbo said:

Glyn. I suspect that tells us more about you than it does about Jeff Stelling !! ;D

This morning when I got in the lift at work, I asked a colleague whether they wanted the first floor. "Second please" came the reply. "That's a whole other storey" says I.

Now that's a joke !!

(Credit due to Gentleman Bob, from whom I stole the joke)

A joke or a pun?Any way it gave me a lift.

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Glad to hear that blueblood.

Unfortunately, I've got thousands of such jokes !